Just try to comprehend the infinite levels of awesomeness that this spans.
(via @jennosphere via @tragicsunshine)
Amazing

Day 27: Detroit, MI- A post-show Bells Two Hearted. When in Michigan, do as the Michiganites. Also clogged my arteries with a pile of brisket for lunch from Slow’s BBQ. (Taken with instagram)
Dude, it’s MICHIGANDER, not Michiganite. That sounds like some weird kind of Amish person.

These So-Cal guys are funny.
Day 26: Grand Rapids, MI- Having my Mind blown by a Founders Pale Ale & a Mug Clubber sandwich. I need a teleporter. I want/need to eat and drink here at least once a week. (Taken with instagram)
Michigan:Hey, Minnesota Golden Gophers!
Minnesota:Oh......Um....hi.
Michigan:You are my girlfriend now.
Minnesota:But..
Michigan:SHUT UP.
Minnesota:Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Michigan:Get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Minnesota:Right away, sir.
Sorry there haven’t been any new posts guys, my family and I are up north for Labor Day weekend at Michigan’s Adventure!
That’s not up north. I question the legitimacy of this blog.